USA to outsource presidency
In the 2008 US presidential race, each candidate has taken a hardline stance at protecting American jobs against the 
looming threat of outsourcing. The candidate should have spent a little more time protecting their future job–the presidency of America. Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX) introduced legislations today that would require America to outsource the job of the president to China–where the selected individual will work for $6 (USD) for a four year term.
Paul announced the plan as part of his attempt to cut reckless spending out of the budget. It has quickly gained bipartisan support and is being hailed as: “The single greatest blow to pork barrel politics ever”.
There are those who are opposed. Senators Obama and Clinton came out against the proposal, both stating that: “Although the Chinese may be able to run the country more efficiently and effectively, they won’t be able to deliver inspirational speeches (on account of the language difference”.
This has however, been labeled as blatant propaganda, since recent studies have shown that the Chinese are able to score 15% higher on English language tests than Americans. Those who has never heard of English were only able to score 5% higher than Americans.
One thing is for sure; in 2008’s wacky presidential primaries, a simple bill by a revolutionary congressman could change the game entirely.
Lemon Snickers just hope he gets to keep his job
