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After selling off his Rocawear clothing line back in 2007 for over 200 million U.S, rap mogul Jay-Z (Sean Carter) has announced his intention to start another clothing line: No Homo Jeans. He held a press conference yesterday, laughing about his previous sale: “Rocawear was too fagg*t anyways…No Homo clothing is for all the real street thugs”.

When the new line was unveiled, the jeans appeared to be near identical to those of the Rocawear line. In fact, one bystander reports seeing the Rocawear stitching still in the pants. When asked what was different, the millionaire rapper replied: “You don’t get bitches wearing Rocawear. Y’all nigg*s wanna know how I got Beyonce? I was wearing No Homo Jeans all along. You wanna f*ck Beyonce? Wear these clothes”.

He ended the press conference with the new line’s slogan: “A man’s ass looks real f*ckable in these jeans…no homo”.

Lemon Snickers is hoping to be the spokesperson for the new line, even though he was featured in Calvin Klein’s last campaign: Undoubtedly gay, but still pretending to be straight.