Obama to Nation: Once you go black…
Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama is starting to offer American voters a new reason to vote for him–his life 
long record of satisfaction. Obama spent most of today campaigning for Super Tuesday and introduced a new speech. In it, he details his long sexual past, in which he has fully satisfied women of all races and ages.
He pointed out: “Many women were afraid of my inexperience, but they quickly lost their inhibitions once they realized my natural talents”. Joining Obama on stage were his wife and past girlfriends.
Even Oprah Winfrey, well reputed talk show host, professed Obama’s capabilities: “He has the ability to do what few men can. From the years we spent together in Chicago, he has been (and continues to be) my favorite politician”.
Even former president Bill Clinton admitted Obama “looked like he could get the job done”. He went on to say that his wife, Hillary Clinton, was “efficient, but not really mind blowing or anything”.
Lemon Snickers is donating to Obama’s campaign in exchange for lessons
