Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama surprised his followers in today’s losing speech when he reprimanded 
New Hampshire voters: “I think it’s pretty obvious what went on in New Hampshire. Voters didn’t agree with my skin color”. Although initially shocked, the media responded with overwhelming agreement.
MSNBC has announced it will run a week long special called “New Hampshire: Advocates of Slavery?”. The New York Times speculated that the African-American candidate only lost because republicans were running a “black men like raising taxes” campaign. Fox News has in turn announced that it will be moving its headquarters to New Hampshire, because “those people have the right idea”.
When asked if he was overreacting to his defeat in New Hampshire, the Illinois senator replied with a simple: “Whatever. At least I’m not crying like a little bitch”.
Lemon Snickers would like to point out that although he has not yet voted for Barack Obama, he has several ethnic friends–therefore, he is not a racist.
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1 Michelle // Jan 12, 2008 at 2:19 pm
you fucking bitch, you are a fucking racist! who fucking cares if you have ethnic friends. This post needs to be removed and your site suckSSS
2 MajorNewb // Jan 15, 2008 at 10:14 am
Nice work.
I’d bet money this story becomes fact at some point along the primaries… while the man himself (I’d hope) would be above this, there’s probably some genius staffer out there using this exact line.
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