People all around the world can breathe easy, announced President George W. Bush, as 
he has personally been pinky sworn by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that the nation will not pursue nuclear development.
“I know it’s hard to understand for us Americans,” said the commander-in-chief, “but in the Middle East, the legal system is so backed up they just pinky swear each other”.”It’s as good as a legal contract you know”, added the President, “I quite literally took the fate of the free world into my own hands and as a result, we have the most stable and binding peace plan the Middle East has ever seen”.
There have however, been speculations that Ahmadinejad may have negated the agreement by crossing his fingers: “This was an extremely bold foreign policy step for President Bush, but he made the amateur mistake of not pinky stamping” commented a foreign policy expert.
Media publications have become polarized over this event; Fox News nominated George Bush for a medal of bravery for “daring to negotiate with animals” while MSNBC stated ” Bush for fails to understand the repercussions associated with recklessly pinky swearing–the man’s got to learn to be civil”.
Some of the President’s right-wing base grew anxious over his meet with the Iranian leader, but he assured them: “This was the first and last time I touch halal meat”.
Lemon Snickers has had three separate pinky swears annulled by the state.
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