GTA IV: Prostitute to look like Hilary Clinton
Rockstar Games–known for breaking all sorts of cultural boundaries– has shattered a new one. In a blog post press 
release, the maker of the hit Grand Theft Auto series announced that the prostitutes in the new game will look like democratic presidential candidate Hilary Clinton.
Clinton, who once cited the game as “the cause of World War II”, has long since been an advocate of censoring violent video games. When asked for her comment, she noted: “Being able to kill people in a virtual world is harmful to society. It’s why I spend all of my time in the Senate cleaning up video games instead of improving real life”.
The Rockstar team isn’t just stopping at looks; after intercourse with the hooker, the pseudo-Hilary asks “will you still vote for me?”. Upon being killed, she says with her last breath: “Now I’ll never get to be president!”.
Election analysts speculate that the recent news may help Hilary at the polls with youngsters. “This could be the first chance the younger demographic gets to really connect with her” commented one expert, adding “this could give her some street cred”.
Lemon Snickers was the inspiration for Nintendo’s Wario character, but fails to receive any royalty checks.
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[...] Seriously News reports that the developer has announced in a blog posted press release that it intends to make all the prostitutes in GTA 4 look like the democrats’ presidential candidate. [...]
[...] es que según informan en Seriously News en un blog de uno de los creadores del juego se ha publicado que una de las prostitutas que [...]
Rockstar Games–known for breaking all sorts of cultural boundaries– has shattered a new one. In a blog post press GTA IV - Hilary Clintonrelease, the maker of the hit Grand Theft Auto series announced that the prostitutes in the new game will look like democratic presidential candidate Hilary Clinton.
Clinton, who once cited the game as “the cause of World War II”, has long since been an advocate of censoring violent video games. When asked for her comment, she noted: “Being able to kill people in a virtual world is harmful to society. It’s why I spend all of my time in the Senate cleaning up video games instead of improving real life”.
The Rockstar team isn’t just stopping at looks; after intercourse with the hooker, the pseudo-Hilary asks “will you still vote for me?”. Upon being killed, she says with her last breath: “Now I’ll never get to be president!”.
Election analysts speculate that the recent news may help Hilary at the polls with youngsters. “This could be the first chance the younger demographic gets to really connect with her” commented one expert, adding “this could give her some street cred”.
[...] bad things about their flagship, the GTA series, by giving her a small part in the upcoming GTA 4. Seriously News reports that the developer has announced in a blog posted press release that it intends to make all [...]
[...] Seriously News reports that the developer has announced in a blog posted press release that it intends to make all the prostitutes in GTA 4 look like the democrats’ presidential candidate. [...]
This site should be shut-down. You are abusing whatever you think “Freedom of speech” means. More than that, the offended party should sue you for damages on this clear insult. Rockstar does not release press releases via blog posts, as your article suggests. Additionally, you are willingly releasing false information.
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[...] Seriously News reports that the developer has announced in a blog posted press release that it intends to make all the prostitutes in GTA 4 look like the democrats’ presidential candidate. [...]
Why’d I vote for her when she’s trying to blame other people’s mistakes on games, my hobby?
I think this’ll only damage her credibillity by youngsters who game… but then again, if her name pops up at every news/game-site it might brainwash people into voting for her somehow…
[...] clever folks over at Rockstar Games are rewarding Hillary Clinton for trash-talking their game by putting her in it. As a hooker. Well played Rockstar, well [...]
[...] has been one of the best kept secrets in video game history, better kept than the announcement of GTA IV hookers being modeled after Hillary Clinton,” announced Josh Bridge, Turok’s lead level [...]
[...] " GrandTheftAuto IV " (2.Quartal 2008) Naja, wenn das hier stimmt wirds vermutlich in den USA z.B. gar nicht rauskommen __________________ ♥ Ministry [...]
“This site should be shut-down. You are abusing whatever you think “Freedom of speech” means. More than that, the offended party should sue you for damages on this clear insult.”
As Unknown said on his way to the book burnings.
Just to be fair though, they should also get some hookers to look like Laura Bush and Ann Coulter.
[...] Sweet! More characters in GTA4 revealed! Ok, well, not really… exactly. Check out this article though. Great stuff from Seriously News. Hillary Clinton to appear in GTA4… [...]
[...] myself when I started turning tricks on the corner. She’s an inspiration, what with her being GTA IV’s prostitute and [...]
Thanks for sharing
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I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well.
man this must be fake
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