Clinton urges wives and girlfriends to exchange sex for votes
That Hillary Clinton is one of the most well known and influential women should come as no surprise. Finally, a true test of 
her power has arisen–in response to news that her lead all over the country is slipping, the New York Senator has urged fellow women to withhold sex from their male companions until they vote for her.
“This is the line. This is where women get to make the shots, women get the be the decision makers and women get to control the democracy of this country”, Clinton urged females across America today. She added: “Bill isn’t getting any until I’m sure he’s voted for me”. The former president appeared relieved.
To truly hammer her message home, she has several females speak on her behalf. “Senator Clinton has really helped women advance. She has made me understand that women need to be treated equally; we need to be able to completely control the election to prevent sexism from electing Barack Obama.” said one young woman from Texas.
Although the news comes as a shock to most, a recent CNN polls showed that the majority of male democratic voters would rather turn gay than vote for Clinton.
Lemon Snickers is taking one for the country to vote for Obama
