People all around the world can breathe easy, announced President George W. Bush, as he has personally been pinky sworn by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that the nation will not pursue nuclear development.
“I know it’s hard to understand for us Americans,” said the commander-in-chief, “but in the Middle East, the legal system is so backed [...]
President Bush shocked the world today by giving his most monumental statement on the war on terror since his “Mission Accomplished” speech. In a statement to Al-Qaeda networks, he stated: “All your base are belong to us“.
Apparently at 9:30AM this morning, President Bush became so enraged with the terrorist group that he claimed Iraqi property [...]
President Bush has spent most of his 8 year term fighting a covert war against the American Economy.
Many analysts agree that he has delivered crushing blows to the American economy and praise his war on affordable healthcare.
Read more about Bush's war on the economy.