After a decade, The Onion has announced it has corrected a computer error that has been detrimental to its reputation. The news source, known for its humorous parodies of real news, has stated that the ongoing problem has finally been addressed, when they located and closed an open <sarcasm> tag.
“It appears as though the initial [...]

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In a bizarre press release, rapper Curtis Jackson (better known by his stage name, 50 Cent) has challenged Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama to a rap battle. For the many who are confused: a rap battle is a formal competition between two parties through use of rap insults.
Many have likened Mr. Jackson’s deceleration to [...]

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Rockstar Games–known for breaking all sorts of cultural boundaries– has shattered a new one. In a blog post press release, the maker of the hit Grand Theft Auto series announced that the prostitutes in the new game will look like democratic presidential candidate Hilary Clinton.
Clinton, who once cited the game as “the cause of World [...]

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After selling off his Rocawear clothing line back in 2007 for over 200 million U.S, rap mogul Jay-Z (Sean Carter) has announced his intention to start another clothing line: No Homo Jeans. He held a press conference yesterday, laughing about his previous sale: “Rocawear was too fagg*t anyways…No Homo clothing is for all the real [...]

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