Bush to Al-Qaeda: All your base are belong to us

By Lemon Snickers
Published on January 7, 2008 at International

President Bush shocked the world today by giving his most monumental statement on the war on terror since his “Mission Accomplished” speech. In a statement to Al-Qaeda networks, he stated: “All your base are belong to us“.

Apparently at 9:30AM this morning, President Bush became so enraged with the terrorist group that he claimed Iraqi property over the world as property of U.S.A, the NSA reports. When asked what provoked him, an inside source commented: “Apparently he found a video on youtube of Bin Laden calling him a p*ssy”.

President Bush ending his press conference in high spirits, quiping: “I shoulda done this way back. Who’s the p*ssy now?”. He added: “GG Al-Qaeda”.

Lemon Snickers is starting to wish he hadn’t invested in Iraqi getaway vacation houses

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6 Responses to “Bush to Al-Qaeda: All your base are belong to us”

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    January 7, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    LOL! GG Bin Laden!

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