Panic runs rampant as a new computer bug, nicknamed the “retro virus” spread across America at a devastating rate. This malignant software stops computer users from being able to use Mozilla Firefox, Opera and other popular web browsers. Instead, it forces the use of Internet Explorer 7.
“This is the most genius virus we’ve [...]

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Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama surprised his followers in today’s losing speech when he reprimanded New Hampshire voters: “I think it’s pretty obvious what went on in New Hampshire. Voters didn’t agree with my skin color”. Although initially shocked, the media responded with overwhelming agreement.
MSNBC has announced it will run a week long special called [...]

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President Bush shocked the world today by giving his most monumental statement on the war on terror since his “Mission Accomplished” speech. In a statement to Al-Qaeda networks, he stated: “All your base are belong to us“.
Apparently at 9:30AM this morning, President Bush became so enraged with the terrorist group that he claimed Iraqi property [...]

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After selling off his Rocawear clothing line back in 2007 for over 200 million U.S, rap mogul Jay-Z (Sean Carter) has announced his intention to start another clothing line: No Homo Jeans. He held a press conference yesterday, laughing about his previous sale: “Rocawear was too fagg*t anyways…No Homo clothing is for all the real [...]

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