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Entries from February 2008

USA to outsource presidency

February 24th, 2008 · 17 Comments

In the 2008 US presidential race, each candidate has taken a hardline stance at protecting American jobs against the looming threat of outsourcing. The candidate should have spent a little more time protecting their future job–the presidency of America. Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX) introduced legislations today that would require America to outsource the job of [...]

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Clinton urges wives and girlfriends to exchange sex for votes

February 4th, 2008 · 3 Comments

That Hillary Clinton is one of the most well known and influential women should come as no surprise. Finally, a true test of her power has arisen–in response to news that her lead all over the country is slipping, the New York Senator has urged fellow women to withhold sex from their male companions until [...]

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Obama to Nation: Once you go black…

February 3rd, 2008 · 5 Comments

Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama is starting to offer American voters a new reason to vote for him–his life long record of satisfaction. Obama spent most of today campaigning for Super Tuesday and introduced a new speech. In it, he details his long sexual past, in which he has fully satisfied women of all races [...]

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National Escort Service endorses Hillary Clinton

February 1st, 2008 · No Comments

In a Democratic primary that is becoming increasingly focused on endorsements, Senator Hillary Clinton finally has one she can brag about–from the National Escort Service. The organization states it has been providing fairly priced, intimate loving for 20 years and many of its workers said they were able to relate to Clinton.
“Don’t get me wrong, [...]

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Tags: 2008 Election · Politics